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glasses are cute. freckles are cute. tummies are cute. curly hair is cute. short hair is cute. frizzy hair that goes everywhere and you can’t keep up with it is cute. no makeup is cute. tons of makeup is cute. stretch marks are cute. birth marks are cute. tattoos are cute. nails that you always bite on are cute. gapped teeth are cute. braces are cute. please don’t think you aren’t cute because society says you need to be this or that. you’re cute, and i love you

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Signs as things my Japanese teacher has said:

  • Aries: *tapping shoes on desk* "pata pata"
  • Taurus: "I told you! You need to do a girl!"
  • Gemini: "Donald Trum-" *class goes wild*
  • Cancer: "Deez nuts? What are deez nuts? Are you saying that we're all nuts? Are you an almond, walnut, peanut?"
  • Leo: "Ken is a cross-dressing man. Now is not the time to confuse genders. Halloween, maybe?"
  • Virgo: *muffles own mouth* "I can't talk!"
  • Libra: "Uh oh. Someone's not straight."
  • Scorpio: "Don't eat poodles."
  • Sagittarius: "How is the American economy? It is bad."
  • Capricorn: "If you're good, you get a big, red, ripe tomato."
  • Aquarius: "I'd rather have boys over flowers."
  • Pisces: *comes to school wearing a pumpkin costume* "It's not stuffed full of newspapers. I don't want to look pregnant. Not at this age."
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Zodiac signs as Greek words:


  • Aries: atrómitos — fearless
  • Taurus: asfalís — secure
  • Gemini: anypsóno — elevate
  • Cancer: ánesi — comfort
  • Leo: thárros — courage
  • Virgo: tímios — honest
  • Libra: armonía — harmony
  • Scorpio: magnitikós — magnetic
  • Sagittarius: taxídi — travel
  • Capricorn: filódoxos — determined
  • Aquarius: anthropótita — humanity
  • Pisces: prosarmózo — adapt
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